If you've come here to find out more about the former Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World, you are in the wrong place. If you're trying to find the true identity of a leading crime and espionage novelist, you're going to be disappointed.

No, sorry, I don't know anything about badgers either - nor have I ever experienced the delights of fly fishing. I have never served as a member of the Kentucky House of Representatives, and what I know about hockey could be written on the back of one of Mike Weaver's baseball cards. Because he's not me either.